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15 Ways to Annoy Brendon Urie
1. Tell him his hair looks like he cut it himself.
2. Whenever he mentions going out with his friends ask “You have friends?’
3. Constantly remind him of the things he’s not supposed to be doing because he’s a morman.
4. Throw him a ‘coming out party’ then when he denies that he’s gay, laugh histarically and give him a death glare ‘but we already bought the cake and everything’.
5. Blast ‘9 in the afternoon’ at midnight and sing along horribly off-key.
6. Post Pete Wentz nudes all over his apartment and then invite his parents over for dinner.
7. Declare that ‘apple bottom’ is his pet-name.
8. Giggle and point at him with Ryan.
9. Smash his guitar hero and tell him that the waffles forced you to after he asks why.
10. Laugh maniacally at his baby pictures and whistle innocently whenever he tries to figure out what you’re laughing at.
11. Tell him that his smoothies suck.
12. About every other second, idiotically tell him about this really cool album called ‘Pretty. Odd.’ and how it has these two songs on it that just ruin the whole album. Bad-mouth show tune music.
13. When Ryan comes over snatch Hobo from Brendon and start baby-talking. “Awww wittle cute puppy…did that mean, stupid, Italian huwt you? Coochie-coo!’ And walk away XD
14. Tell him you saw no fish in his tank in ‘Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off.’
15. Invite all the nerds from his high-school to his coming out party. ‘Who’dve thought, you actually DO have friends..humph’